520这天你们就尽情的 晒转账吧，我看看这两天找谁借钱。
520 day you enjoy the sun transfer it, I see who to borrow money these two days.
分享一个减肥秘籍，当你想喝奶茶的时候，把地址改为我的，这样你就不会胖啦。
Share a diet secret, when you want to drink milk tea, change the address to mine, so you won"t be fat.
男儿膝下有黄金，而女人头上、脖子上、耳朵上、手上都要有。
Men have gold under their knees, while women have gold on their heads, necks, ears and hands.
听说5月是May，怪不得我又美了一点！
It"s said that may is May. No wonder I"m a little more beautiful!
小时候我高三喜欢你，长大后我三高依旧喜欢你。
I like you when I was a child, but I still like you when I grow up.
生抽和老抽有什么区别？生抽太疼，老抽就习惯了。
What"s the difference between a raw and a veteran? Raw smoke is too painful, old smoke is used to.
所谓复习就是，把不会的东西再确认一遍，我确实不会。
The so-called review is to confirm the things that I can"t, I - really can"t.
女人真善变，爱你的时候就是西施，恨你的时候就是僵尸。
Women are so fickle. When they love you, they are Sishi. When they hate you, they are zombies.
年纪不小，欲望倒是不少。余额不多，想买的倒是挺多。挣得不多，想得倒是洒脱。长得不美，想得倒是挺美。
I"m not young, but I have a lot of desires. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. I don"t earn much, but I think it"s free and easy. It"s not beautiful, but it"s beautiful.
有些事明知道是错的，我也会去做，比如考试。
I will do some things when I know they are wrong, such as exams.
整天玩手机还算好的，哪天手机都觉得不好玩了，问题才严重。
It"s good to play with mobile phones all day. It"s not fun to play with mobile phones any day. The problem is serious.
上帝关了你的门窗，也有可能是因为天气太热想开空调了。
God closed your doors and windows, it may be because the weather is too hot to turn on the air conditioner.
我给你卜了一卦，如果不出意外的话，你将终生平凡。
I have divined a divination for you. If there is no accident, you will be ordinary all your life.
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