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1、我是女娲，我快要被热死了，给我买一个冰淇淋，我给你捏一个对象。

I"m Nu Wa. I"m dying of heat. Buy me an ice cream and I"ll give you an object.

2、我有男朋友但一直没公布，因为总是梦不到，有点不稳定。

I have a boyfriend, but it hasn"t been announced, because it"s always out of my dreams and a little unstable.

3、我中午明白了一个道理：人丑就要多读书，难怪我小时候就不是读书的料。

I understand a truth at noon: ugly people should read more. No wonder I was not the material for reading when I was a child.

4、我也有骑士，我的骑士会在我饿的时候给我送吃的，唯一不同的是，我的骑士要收配送费。

I also have knights. My knights will give me food when I"m hungry. The only difference is that my knights charge a delivery fee.

5、好朋友失恋了，我也不知道怎么安慰她，就把她拉黑删除了。

When my good friend was lovelorn, I didn"t know how to comfort her, so I deleted her.

6、我还是太容易认真了，我不该谈恋爱了，我应该搬个凳子坐在路边贴钢化膜。

I"m still too easy to be serious. I shouldn"t fall in love. I should move a stool and sit on the side of the road sticking toughened film.

7、是不是美女的生活都比较坎坷，如果是这样的话，那我情愿做个普通的女人。

Is not beauty"s life more bumpy, if so, then I would like to be an ordinary woman.

8、三观很正的可以跟我做朋友，五观很正的可以做我男朋友。

Sanguan can be my friend and Wuguan can be my boyfriend.

9、小短腿，个子矮，除了可爱以外，你捡钱的速度也比别人快。

Short legs, short, in addition to cute, you pick up money faster than others.

10、甜甜的文案还没有想好，甜甜的我你要不要抱一抱。

Sweet copywriter has not thought well, sweet I do you want to hold a hug.

11、鸡蛋鸭蛋荷包蛋，不爱我的全是王八蛋。

Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, those who don"t love me are all bastards.

12、追不到就不追呗，你看见哪个公主整天跟着癞蛤蟆后面跑。

If you can"t catch it, you can"t catch it. Which Princess do you see running after the toad all day.

13、她们都很迷人，我不一样我可爱又烦人。

They"re all charming. I"m different. I"m cute and annoying.

14、她生气了，夺门而出，我冲到楼下拦住她说：“你走可以，把门还给我。”

She was angry, ran out of the door, I rushed downstairs to stop her, said: "you can go, the door back to me."

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