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1、自拍这东西，三分天注定，七分靠滤镜。
Self portrait of this thing, heaven is doomed to three tenths, seven by the filter.
2、谈恋爱真的麻烦，不过最近太顺了，想找点麻烦。
It"s really troublesome to fall in love, but it"s been so smooth recently. I want to find some trouble.
3、停电了，我靠着不断发现身上的闪光点，写完了作业。
Power failure, I rely on the continuous discovery of body flash point, finished the homework.
4、我穿过最潮的衣服，就是洗了没干的。
I wear the most fashionable clothes, which are not dry after washing.
5、有些圈子你没必要刻意融入，等到了时候，你自然会被接纳，比如，广场舞。
There are some circles you don"t need to deliberately integrate into. When time comes, you will naturally be accepted, such as square dance.
6、珍珠是美容的，牛奶是养生的，珍珠奶茶美容补钙又养生，不喝不是人。
Pearl is beauty, milk is health, pearl milk tea beauty calcium and health, do not drink is not human.
7、放假一定要熬夜，这样假期就能比别人多一半。
Be sure to stay up late on holiday, so that you can have half as much holiday as others.
8、宝贝早上好，记得吃早餐，不是我的宝贝就别吃了，浪费粮食。
Good morning baby, remember to eat breakfast, not my baby don"t eat, waste food.
9、觉得无聊的可以借我五百块钱，然后你就能想尽办法催我还钱，从而打发时间。
If you feel bored, you can lend me 500 yuan, and then you can try your best to urge me to pay back the money to pass the time.
10、把不开心的事情藏起来，过几天就找不到了。
Hide the unhappiness and you won"t find it in a few days.
11、你慢慢考虑，错过了我这个村，还有我开的店，还有我开的连锁店，还有我摆的地摊。
Take your time, even if you miss my village. There will still be my shop, my chain store and my stall.
12、吵架解决不了问题，你夸我试试。
Quarrel can"t solve the problem, you praise me to try.
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