1、我给你买了键盘、啤酒瓶盖、搓衣板、方便面，你比较喜欢哪一个？
I bought you a keyboard, beer bottle cap, washboard, instant noodles. Which do you prefer?
2、你在不理我，我就报警抓你。（纯属娱乐）
If you ignore me, I"ll call the police and arrest you.
3、我回你消息都是秒回，你回我消息都是看着回，几个意思？
I return your message is second back, you return my message is looking back, how many meaning?
4、再不回消息，你这个月就没有零花钱。
If you don"t hear back, you won"t have any pocket money this month.
5、再不回消息，你的手机将在5分钟之后接收短信轰炸。
If you don"t return the message, your mobile phone will be bombarded by SMS in 5 minutes.
6、是游戏让你快乐，还是因为我不够迷人，你说？
Is the game making you happy or because I"m not charming enough, you say?
7、我说的话就这么难接吗？过了这么久你还接不上。
Is what I said so difficult to answer? After all this time, you can"t connect.
8、在你不回我消息的时候，有人约我，我要不要去？
When you don"t reply to my news, someone asks me. Do I want to go？
9、不回我信息，下次找我发满99+我在回。
Do not return my information, next time find me full 99 + I am returning.
10、你又不理我，我要打电话告诉你妈妈你又出去鬼混了。
You don"t pay attention to me again. I"m going to call your mother and tell her you"ve been out fooling around again.
11、感觉你最近很厉害呀，越来越有男人味了，已经敢不回我信息了。
I feel that you are very powerful recently. You are more and more manly. I dare not return my information.
12、我喜欢的男孩就算不理我，我也不会打扰他，再见。
I like the boy even if ignore me, I will not disturb him, goodbye.
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