1、脑袋好疼，大概是知识太渊博要溢出来了。
My head hurts, probably because my knowledge is too profound to overflow.
2、有人问我皮肤为什么黑，真搞笑，一白遮百丑，你白是为了遮丑，我又不丑。
Some people ask why my skin is black, really funny, a white cover 100 ugly, you are white in order to cover ugly, I am not ugly.
3、喜欢一个人太累了，于是我喜欢了十个。
Like a person too tired, so I like the ten.
4、我可真是个败家子，上亿的资产，一觉醒来就没了。
I"m such a spendthrift, billions of yuan, and I wake up and it"s gone.
5、我太能熬夜了，我怀疑我上辈子是个路灯。
I can stay up too late, and I suspect that I was a street lamp in a previous life.
6、总有人说我朋友圈没营养，难道你在朋友圈炖骨头汤吗？
Some people always say that my circle of friends is not nutritious. Do you cook bone soup in your circle of friends?
7、居然有男孩子愿意大清早给我送吃的，真的很感动，就是配送费贵了些。
Unexpectedly, there are boys willing to send me food early in the morning, really moved, that is, the distribution fee is expensive.
8、人生得意须尽欢，胡吃海塞需尽兴。
In life you must have fun, in life you must have fun.
9、总有些人不知足，都有双下巴了还想要双眼皮。
There are always some people who don"t know enough to have a double chin and want double eyelids.
10、不能熬夜了，眼睛都不好了，打开钱包都看不到钱了。
Can not stay up late, eyes are not good, open the wallet can not see the money.
11、总觉得自己过得不好，可一上称又胖了不少。
He always felt that he was not living well, but he was fat again.
12、如果不开心，就去加油站工作，那样就会有很多人跟你说加油，还会给你钱。
If you are not happy, go to the gas station to work, so that there will be a lot of people to tell you to fill up, but also give you money.
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