1、初听不识曲中意，再听你要冲个VIP。
If you don"t know what you like at first, you need to be a VIP.
2、至今单身的原因有两个，第一个，熟人不好下手，第二个，生人不敢开口。
So far, there are two reasons for being single. The first is that acquaintances are not easy to start with, and the second is that strangers dare not speak.
3、这年头你要想别人记住你，你就必须想办法欠他点钱。
These days, if you want others to remember you, you have to find a way to owe him some money.
4、自拍这种东西吧，三分靠角度，七分靠美颜。
It"s a self portrait. Three points depend on the angle and seven points on the beauty.
5、我并没有你们想象中的那么笨，我只是懒得聪明罢了。
I"m not as stupid as you think. I"m just too lazy to be smart.
6、减肥并不是最重要的，最重要的事是吃好喝好。
Weight loss is not the most important thing, the most important thing is to eat and drink well.
7、人生最尴尬的事情应该就是，从厕所出来之后竟然打了个饱嗝。
The most embarrassing thing in life should be that I belched after I came out of the toilet.
8、世界上最可悲的就是上帝为你关上了一扇窗的同时，还会用门夹你的脑子。
The saddest thing in the world is that when God closes a window for you, he will clip your brain with a door.
9、经历过多年的不懈努力，我终于从一个懵懂无知的少年变成了一个碌碌无为的青年。
After years of unremitting efforts, I finally changed from an ignorant youth into a mediocre youth.
10、生活不易，难过的时候就早点睡觉，千万不要借酒消愁，毕竟酒钱很贵，能省一瓶是一瓶。
Life is not easy. Go to bed early when you are sad. Don"t borrow wine to relieve your worries. After all, wine is very expensive. It"s a bottle to save.
11、跟大家认识挺久的，也没送过什么礼物，不如你们在评论区里写下自己想要的东西，然后自己攒钱买。
I"ve known you for a long time, and I haven"t given you any gifts. Why don"t you write down what you want in the comment area, and then save money to buy it.
12、和男朋友吵架时先不要急着怪他，先反省一下到底是不是自己的错，如果是再好好想一想，怎么把责任推给他？
When you quarrel with your boyfriend, don"t blame him. First, reflect on whether it"s your own fault. If you think about it, how can you blame him?
13、我特别特别想对老师说，有什么事情你就冲我来，不要把成绩单发到家里吓唬我爸妈。
Especially want to say to the teacher, if there is anything you come to me, don"t send the report card here to scare my parents.
14、我的意中人怎么还没有来啊，我真想帮他选个顺丰，早点把他送来。
Why hasn"t my sweetheart come yet? I really want to help him choose Shunfeng and send him as soon as possible.
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