1.睡眠好不好，室友很重要！
whether you can sleep well, roommates are quite important!
2.我相信男女之间有纯粹的友谊，因为只要长的丑，四海之内皆朋友。
I believe in pure friendship between men and women because all people are friends if they are ugly.
3.恋爱这事：心急吃不了热豆腐，心不急，吃不着豆腐！
Love this thing: being impatient，you can"t eat hot tofu, if you are not impatient, you can"t eat tofu at all!
4.别和我谈学习，太伤睡眠！
Don"t talk to me about study. It kills sleep!
5.“我有一个看家本领。”
"I have a special skill."
“是什么？”
“What is it?"
“看家。”
Housekeeping.
6.“你说我这穷日子过到啥时候是个头啊？”
When do you think my poor days will end?"
“那得看你能活多久了。”
That depends on how long you live.
7.我上课不是开小差，而是——出差。。
I"m not absent from class, I"m -- on a business trip.
8.时间过得真快，再过一小时我们就认识一天了！
How time flies! In an hour we will know each other for one day!
9.世上的缘分，靠的全是我的死皮赖脸。
The fate of the world, all rely on my being brazen-faced.
10.人不适当堕落，怎么会进步？
How can a man progress if he is not properlycorrupted?
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