1.我说：“我好冷啊！”老公把他身上的衣服裹得更紧了。
I said, "I"m so cold!" My husband wrapped his clothes more tightly around him.
2.一次数学考试，分数69，同桌说：“你卷子拿倒了。”我激动地倒过来看，还是69分！
In a math exam, my score is 69, my deskmate says: "your paper was upside down." I excitedly look it upside down, still 69!
3.小时候，一女生送我一盆花，我当菜炒着吃了……
When I was a child, a girl sent me a pot of flowers, I cooked it as a fried dish and ate it……
4.每次暑假结束，我的身体里就会住进一个善良的天使，天使重约十斤。
When every summer vacation ends, my body will live in a good angel, whose weight is about ten pounds.
5.“你看人家今天好看吗？”
"Do you think I am looking nice today?"
“谁？”
"Who?"
“人家。”
"Me."
“谁？”
"Who?"
6.一朋友找我借计算器，我立马问他，你算什么东西？结果，我被打了。
A friend asked to borrow the calculator from me, I immediately asked him, what do you calculate? As a result, I was beaten.
7.一次，我犯错后，我爸打我。我妈说：“老公，你打咱儿子时真的好男人啊！”
Once, my dad hit me after I made a mistake. My mother said: "husband, when you hit our son，you are a real man ah!"
后来，我爸隔三差五就打我一次。
Later, my father beat me every three or five times.
8.老婆感慨地说：“到今天，我们结婚10年了。”
The wife says with emotion: "Till today, we have been married for 10 years."
老公：“换别人早就跟你离婚了。”
Husband: "If I were others，you would have been divorced a long time ago."
9.今天情人节，男朋友送了我两袋思念汤圆。
Today, my boyfriend sent me two bags of Synear sweet dumplings for valentine"s Day.
10.儿子考试完对妈妈说：“我这次考试绝对不会让您失望的。”
The son said to his mother after the exam, "I will never let you down in this exam."
妈妈听了后高兴地亲了亲他。
After hearing this, mother kissed him happily.
儿子接着说：“妈妈，你一定会绝望的。”
The son then said, "Mom, you must be in despair."
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