1.愿得一人心，免得老相亲。
May a heart be won, lest an old blind date.
2.以前虽然穷 但是开心，现在不同了 不止穷，而且还不开心。
Although poor but happy, now different not only poor, but also unhappy.
3.总有一天你会遇到一个女孩，她不要你的房和车，也不要你。
One day you will meet a girl who doesn"t want your room and car or you.
4.成年人的生活 除了容易胖 容易穷，其他的都不容易。
Adult life is not easy except fat and poor.
5.外貌不重要，爱情看的是感觉，可是人家对丑的没有感觉。
Appearance is not important, love looks at feeling, but people do not feel ugly.
6.今天解决不了的问题，不要慌 也不要着急，因为明天你也解决不了。
Don"t panic and worry about problems that ca n" t be solved today, because you can"t solve them tomorrow.
7.如果十年后你未娶我未嫁，那我们真的是太惨了。
If you don"t marry me in ten years, we" re really miserable.
8.哪里有人喜欢孤独，只不过是没钱出去浪罢了。
Where people like loneliness, just have no money to go out.
9.我这辈子只有两件事不会，这也不会，那也不会。
There"s only two things in my life. No, no, no.
10.猛的一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
A fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as fierce a look.
11.既然人比人气死人，那我还是做一个气死别人的人吧。
Since people are more popular than dead people, then I should be a person angry with others.
12.你长了一副只有你妈喜欢的模样，再不努力你就完蛋了。
You look just like your mother likes, and if you don"t work hard, you" re finished.
