1、如果全世界都不要你了，请记得来找我，我刚好认识几个人贩子。
If the whole world doesn"t want you, please remember to come to me. I happen to know some traffickers.
2、我的唾沫是用来数钱的，而不是用来和你讲道理的。
My spit is used to count money, not to reason with you.
3、肚子大其实并不可怕，可怕的是里面没有真材实料。
The big belly is not really terrible, but there is no real material inside.
4、你复杂的五官也掩盖不住你朴素的智商。
Your complicated facial features can"t cover up your simple intelligence.
5、你的脑袋只是为了让你看起来更高一些吗？
Is your head just to make you look taller?
6、要是长城是用你脸皮做，孟姜女能哭倒了才怪。
If the Great Wall is made of your skin, it"s strange that Meng Jiangnu can cry.
7、你没有必要刻意地疏远我，因为我从来没把你放到眼里。
You don"t need to alienate me deliberately, because I have never paid attention to you.
8、我认识你之前，我确实没有以貌取人的习惯。
Before I met you, I really didn"t have the habit of judging people by their appearance.
9、我时间我么一起去吃鱼吧，我看你挺会挑刺的。
Let"s go to eat fish together. I think you are very picky.
10、别人说你一无所有，但你不还有病魔吗？
People say you have nothing, but don"t you have a disease?
11、长得好看的才能叫吃货，而你只能叫饭桶。
Good looking can be called food, and you can only call a bucket.
12、为什么不想理我，你想变成天津名吃吗？
Why don"t you want to pay attention to me? Do you want to become a famous food in Tianjin?
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