1、长胖了可以减肥，零食过期了可就不能吃了。
Gain fat can reduce weight, snack expired can not eat.
2、你知道勇敢是什么吗，就是我明明知道吃了这一口肉肉会长胖，我还是会迎头而上。
Do you know what courage is, is that I clearly know to eat this bit of meat will gain weight, I will still head on.
3、每个男生都应该有我这样的女朋友，毕竟，我也是千年不遇的呀！
Every boy should have such a girlfriend of mine, after all, I am also a thousand years!
4、你就受一点委屈，栽在我手里行不行嘛！
You suffer a little grievance, planted in my hands can not!
5、希望所有的事情，都能够像长胖一样简单就好了！
Hope all things, can be as simple as fat!
6、哼！以后的路你自己有，我要去打车了！
Hum! The road after you have yourself, I want to take a taxi!
7、如果、如果你再欺负我闺蜜的话，是不是就可以不欺负我了！
If, if you bully my bestie, is it not to bully me!
8、温馨提示，您的女友即将到期，请尽快办理续费手续，谢谢！
Warm tips, your girlfriend is about to expire, please handle the renewal procedures as soon as possible, thank you!
