难道你不知道你自己很特别吗？因为你是天上拍下来的一只猪啊！名叫天蓬元帅。
Don"t you know you"re special? Because you are a pig in the sky! His name is Marshal Tianpeng.
我喜欢的东西要么很贵，要么容易长胖，要么就不回信息。
The things I like are either very expensive, or easy to gain weight, or do not return information.
小时候最想做的事情就是长大，现在长大了却想回到小时候。
When I was a child, what I wanted to do most was to grow up. Now when I grow up, I want to go back to my childhood.
你能不能委屈一点，能不能栽在我手里呀？
Can you be aggrieved, can you fall into my hands?
爱情其实不是你生命的全部，打工才是。
Love is not the whole of your life, working is.
不要总说我多久没有谈恋爱了，我总觉得你是在问我的年龄。
Don"t always say how long I haven"t been in love, I always think you are asking my age.
从今以后，希望大家对自己都好一些，能怪对象的，千万不要怪自己。
From now on, I hope you will be better to yourself. If you can blame the object, don"t blame yourself.
其实还可以预防老年痴呆，因为根本就活不到老年。
In fact, it can also prevent Alzheimer"s disease, because we can"t live to old age at all.
其实哪里有人喜欢孤单啊，只不过是没有钱出去浪而已。
In fact, where people like to be lonely, it"s just that there is no money to go out.
年纪轻轻一定要勇于做梦，毕竟年纪大了，就容易失眠。
Young must have the courage to dream, after all, old, easy to insomnia.
有些事情你现在想不通，没有关系，时间一久，你就记不起来了。
There are some things that you can"t figure out now. It doesn"t matter. After a long time, you can"t remember them.
我真的特别痛恨这个看脸的世界，幼儿不知道哪个人才是我的真爱。
I really hate this face world. Children don"t know which one is my true love.
