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路上堵车的搞笑句子 幽默有趣 越看越爱

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路上堵车的搞笑句子 幽默有趣 越看越爱

1.天生我材必有用,俩个小时都不动。

I was born to be useful. I didn"t move for two hours.

2.万水千山总是情,让我先走行不行。

Thousands of rivers and mountains are always in love. Can I go first.

3.两只黄鹂鸣翠柳,到底还要堵多久。

Two Orioles are singing green willows. How long will they be blocked.

4.一行白鹭上青天,老子挤在最中间。

A line of egrets went up to the sky, and Lao Tzu was in the middle.

5.山重水复疑无路,一觉醒来在原处。

The mountains are heavy, the waters are clear, and there is no way out. I wake up in the same place.

6.前不见古人,后不见来者,念前路之拥堵,陪爱车而涕下。

I don"t see the ancients before, and I don"t see the comers after. I think of the traffic jam in front of me, and I"m crying with my car.

7.我终于理解进退两难是什么意思了。

I finally understand what a dilemma means.

8.少壮不努力,现在直升机都买不起,只能在高速路上眺望了。

Young people don"t work hard. Now they can"t afford a helicopter. They can only look at it on the highway.

9.现在是考验我脚的时刻了,必须掌握好分寸,不然堵车就更严重了。

Now is the time to test my feet. I have to master the propriety, otherwise the traffic jam will be more serious.

10.有车的能在家得瑟就别上高速了,我怕你一时半会下不来。

If you have a car at home, don"t go on the highway. I"m afraid you won"t be able to get down for a while.

11.前方所有车辆为啥全变成鸡腿,汉堡,水煮肉,面条各种美食了呢。

Why are all the vehicles ahead turning into chicken legs, hamburgers, boiled meat, noodles and all kinds of delicious food.

12.真想天上掉下来一个小哥哥,深情地对我说:亲爱的我来接你了,咱们一起飞吧。

Really want to fall from the sky, a little brother, affectionately said to me: dear, I come to pick you up, let"s fly together.

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  1. 蘾駭孖エ鬫2023-10-26 00:51蘾駭孖エ鬫[上海市网友]103.43.18.193
    越堵车越觉得车里的音乐特别好听,生活就是要有这种幽默感。
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  2. twyla2023-06-15 14:03twyla[云南省网友]223.255.252.21
    “堵车的时候,就觉得自己像是生活的调味剂,总是要加一点点搞笑进去。”
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