1、如果你在圣诞节没有收到礼物，请不要伤心也不要难过，因为接下来还有元旦，春节，情人节，慢慢的你就习惯了。
If you don"t receive a gift at Christmas, please don"t be sad, because there are new year"s day, Spring Festival, Valentine"s day, you will get used to it.
2、通知：圣诞老人来中国了，但是不小心摔倒了没人敢扶，结果活活冻死了，所以节日取消，请相互转告！
Santa Claus help each other, but don"t tell each other when the festival is over!
3、平安夜，我只想静静地抱着你，因为你是我永远的圣诞礼物。
Christmas Eve, I just want to hold you quietly, because you are my forever Christmas gift.
4、圣诞老人，希望你能把期末考试的答案塞在我床头的袜子里。
Santa, I hope you can tuck your final exam answers in my socks at the end of my bed.
5、圣诞老人是哪家快递公司的 等了十年都没到货，差评。
Which express company is Santa Claus, waiting for ten years, did not arrive, poor comments.
6、今年提前谢谢大家的圣诞礼物了，因为没有收到，所以就不一一感谢了。
Thank you all for your Christmas gifts in advance this year, because we didn"t receive them, so I won"t thank you one by one.
7、今天平安夜记得吃苹果，明天圣诞节记得吃圣诞树。
Remember to eat apples on Christmas Eve today and Christmas tree tomorrow.
8、平安夜送不起苹果12给我的童鞋，送12袋苹果也可以喔。
Christmas Eve can not afford to send Apple 12 to my children"s shoes, send 12 bags of apples can also oh.
9、今年，我想送圣诞爷爷一个圣诞奶奶，这样明年我就可以收到双份礼物了！
This year, I"d like to send a Christmas grandma to my Father Christmas, so that I can receive double presents next year!
10、亲爱的圣诞老人，请赐予我珍珠奶茶关东煮水果捞烤鸡翅的港湾。
Dear Santa, please give me pearl milk tea, Guandong boiled fruit, grilled chicken wings harbor.
11、希望圣诞老人能把你装进我床头的袜子里。
I hope Santa can put you in my socks at the end of my bed.
12、今年圣诞老人也很忙哦，所以轮到我给圣诞惊喜给你咯。
Santa is busy this year, so it"s my turn to surprise you with Christmas.
13、圣诞节没有领到礼物的，到我这里领个三十七度的拥抱吧！
If you don"t get any presents at Christmas, come to me for a 37 degree hug
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