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一看就很有意思的沙雕句子 可爱有趣 句句乐翻天!

用生命保证我今年一定能恋爱,但用谁的命我还没想好。

I will fall in love with my life this year, but I haven"t thought about whose life to use.

刚刚查了一下,757分,这么多年来的默默付出,终于有了回报,起早贪黑,废寝忘食,换来了如今的成绩。谢谢自己的努力,对了我查的是芝麻信用分,不知道你们是多少。

Just checked, 757 points, so many years of silent pay, finally have a return, get up early and late, forget to eat and sleep, in exchange for today"s results. Thank you for your efforts, by the way, I check sesame credit score, I don"t know how much you are.

去医院检查,医生一边写一边问:喝酒不? 我一脸懵逼试探性地问:今晚吗?

Go to the hospital for examination, the doctor wrote and asked: do you drink? My face tonight: do you want to ask?

哎哟!刚才有一道题不会做,我就向天空大喊把题目告诉了他,因为我觉得,毕竟人算不如天算啊!

Ouch! Just now I could not do a question, so I yelled to the sky and told him the question, because I think, after all, people are not as good as heaven!

有人说:你的眼睛里有星星,我说:那是隐形眼镜反光。

Someone said: you have stars in your eyes, I said: it"s contact lens reflection.

这个夏天我终究是与空调和西瓜离不开了,因为我白天修空调,晚上卖西瓜。

After all, this summer I cannot do without the air conditioner and watermelon, because I repair the air conditioner during the day and sell watermelons at night.

因天气太过炎热,本人一时冲动,买了6块钱的饮料,这让我原本不富裕的家庭雪上加霜,现将此饮料出售,原价6块现价2块。

Because the weather was too hot, I bought a drink for 6 yuan on impulse, which made my previously not rich family even worse. Now I sell this drink at the original price of 6 yuan and the current price of 2 yuan.

7斤4两,一切都好,谢谢大家。这是我最近一个月新增的体重。

7 catties 4 taels, everything is healthy. Thank you everyone, this is my new weight in the last month.

在超市,我悄悄地把手伸到条形扫描器上,只见屏幕显示猪蹄8元。我以为机器坏了,把脸凑过去看,屏幕显示猪头肉5元。

In the supermarket, I quietly put my hand on the bar scanner and saw that the pig"s hoof was 8 yuan. I thought the machine was broken, so I put my face up and looked at it. The screen showed pork head 5 yuan.

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  1. 蓬莱2023-12-14 14:42蓬莱[吉林省网友]203.90.10.43
    句句都乐翻天,太有创意了!
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  2. 雪梨成2023-08-27 03:32雪梨成[海南省网友]203.190.108.132
    @一株蓝莲花太可爱有趣了,看一遍就忍不住笑!
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  3. 一株蓝莲花2023-05-09 16:23一株蓝莲花[北京市网友]106.0.0.65
    这句话简直是沙雕到爆啊!
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