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1、很多事情解释不透，比如有些人吃饭长知识，我吃饭长脂肪。
Many things can"t be explained, for example, some people eat knowledge, I eat fat.
2、我的技能：白天不用安眠药就能睡着，晚上不用兴奋剂也能兴奋。
My skills: sleeping without sleeping pills during the day and getting excited without doping at night.
3、我从来没被人表白过，这就说明，我一直被人暗恋着。
I have never been confessed, which shows that I have been secretly loved.
4、别的女孩穿吊带裙，你说她可爱有活力，我穿吊带裙，你问我去哪打鱼。
Other girls wear suspender skirt, you say she is lovely and energetic, I wear suspender skirt, you ask me where to fish.
5、如果你想一夜暴富衣食无忧就跟我在一起，我们一起想。
If you want to get rich overnight, you can stay with me and we can think about it together.
6、在有帅哥的地方我有一个原则，不能说我有男朋友。
Where there are handsome guys, I have a principle. I can"t say I have a boyfriend.
7、和男朋友吵架，他气的夺门而出，我追了八条路，才把门追回来。
Quarreling with my boyfriend, he rushed out of the door angrily. I chased eight ways before I got the door back.
8、心情不好，搞活动，从评论区抽一位朋友请问吃饭。
I"m in a bad mood. I"ll take a friend from the comment area to have dinner.
9、正义都能迟到，为什么我早上不能多睡半个小时？
Justice can be late. Why can"t I sleep half an hour more in the morning?
10、自从看了你的身份证照片，才知道放弃一个人原来如此简单。
Since I saw your ID card photo, I know it"s so easy to give up a person.
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