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1、冬天太冻脚了，想借小哪吒的风火轮踩一踩。
Winter is too cold feet, want to borrow little Nezha"s wind fire wheel to step on.
2、每次上街溜达看到很瘦的人，我都想分些肉给他们，因为我有一颗善良的心。
Every time I walk around and see thin people, I want to give them some meat, because I have a kind heart.
3、我的被子生病了，我要在床上照顾它。
My quilt is sick, I will take care of it in bed.
4、勇敢是什么？是我明知道这一顿吃下去会胖，我还是迎头而上。
What is brave? If I knew it would make me fat, I went ahead anyway.
5、在知识的海洋里，我竟然是条淡水鱼。
In the sea of knowledge, I turned out to be a freshwater fish.
6、我去年给自己定了个小目标，要存够五万，现在一年过去了，掐指一算，还差八万。
Last year, I set myself a small goal of saving 50, 000 yuan, but now a year has passed and I still need 80, 000 yuan.
7、人生最大的悲哀就是，青春不在了，青春痘还在。
The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone and acne is still there.
8、你有你的背景，我有我的背影，虽然不瘦，但是可以堵住一面墙。
You have your background, I have my back, although not thin, but can block a wall.
9、只有年轻人才为爱流泪，像我们成年人，只为穷流泪。
Only young people shed tears for love, just as we adults shed tears for poverty.
10、感觉自己得了健忘症，一进商场就忘了自己没钱的事实。
I feel like I"m suffering from amnesia. I forget the fact that I have no money as soon as I enter the mall.
11、我打算胖一段时间，不然生活不圆满。
I"m going to put on weight for a while, or I won"t be fulfilled.
12、现在唯一能让我陷进去不愿出来的，只有被窝了。
Now the only thing I can get stuck in is the bed.
13、我的感情路太顺了，一路上都没什么人。
My relationship is so smooth that there are few people along the way.
14、为了防止下个月乱花钱，我这个月提前把钱都花完了，两袖清风，一身正气！
In order to prevent the next month, I spent all the money ahead of time this month, two cuffs clean wind, a healthy spirit!
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