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之所以能够那么坚定的熬过所有艰难的岁月，是因为自己胆小不敢死。
The reason why I can survive all the difficult years so firmly is that I am timid and dare not die.
上帝给了我很多机会，我都抓住了，比如变胖。
God gave me many opportunities, and I took them, such as getting fat.
每次纠结该不该吃饭的时候，我都会选择抛硬币，硬币碎了就不吃饭。
Every time I struggle with whether I should eat or not, I will choose to flip a coin. If the coin is broken, I won"t eat.
每次有烦恼的时候，就觉得是公主的烦恼。
Every time I have trouble, I think it"s the princess"s trouble.
生命在于运动，运动在于享受，可我知道我不是能享受的人。
Life lies in exercise and exercise lies in enjoyment, but I know I"m not the one who can enjoy it.
男孩子才是最好入睡的，一句在吗？第二天早上，他会回你晚上睡着了。
Boys are the best to sleep. Is that right? The next morning, he will come back to you and fall asleep at night.
好看的皮囊那么多，只有圆鼓鼓的肚子，看起来才有趣。
There are so many good-looking skin bags. Only a round belly looks interesting.
上天没有给我一副公主的身材，却给了我公主的烦恼。
God didn"t give me a princess figure, but he gave me princess trouble.
下辈子只想做一个公主，虽然这辈子也是。
I just want to be a princess in my next life, even in this life.
如果不想看到我的真实样子，我可以给你P成你想看的样子。
If you don"t want to see me, I can give you p as you want to see.
我只想长胖点，这样别人想丢掉我的时候才丢不动。
I just want to gain weight so that people can"t lose me when they want to lose me.
你对谁都一样，那么我的努力不都白费了吗？
You are the same to everyone, so my efforts are in vain?
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