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要不是空气免费，我都活不到现在
If it wasn"t for free air, I wouldn"t be alive now
长得丑但身材很好是一种什么体检？背面倾国倾城，正面忧国忧民。
What kind of physical examination is ugly but in good shape? On the back, the country and the city, and on the front, the country and the people.
有件事我想问大家一下，就你们一天天这网恋那网恋的，又哭又闹，又开心又难过，你们上的是哪个网啊？
There is one thing I want to ask you, every day you love online, crying and crying, happy and sad, which network are you on?
年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦，毕竟年纪一大，就很容易睡不着。
When you are young, you must dare to dream. After all, when you are old, it is easy to fall asleep.
不要总说国产东西不好用 ，就比如说人民币，我就觉得很好用，我一直都在用 。
Don"t always say that domestic products are not easy to use, such as RMB. I think it"s easy to use. I"ve been using it all the time.
下雪了，这点雪白不了头，只会冻成狗。
It"s snowing. It"s not snowy. It"s freezing into a dog.
如果我发了哪条朋友圈，你不喜欢，你跟我说， 我把你删了。
If I send a circle of friends that you don"t like, you tell me, I"ll delete you.
大家有认识抓妖的道士吗？我可能被猪妖附身了，胖了十多斤，价格面谈。
Do you know the Taoist who catches demons? I may have been possessed by the pig demon and gained more than ten jin. Price interview.
键盘上按哪个键可以去快乐星球来着？
Which key on the keyboard can I press to go to happy planet?
犯困是个喝奶茶的好理由！
Sleepiness is a good reason to drink milk tea!
做坏事早晚都会被发现，所以我们要中午做。
Doing bad things will be found sooner or later, so we have to do it at noon.
你抬起头说这月亮真亮，月亮说你这秃顶也挺亮
You look up and say that the moon is really bright, and the moon says that your bald head is also very bright
我发誓我再也不熬夜了，如果我熬夜了，就当我没说。
I swear I"ll never stay up late again. If I stay up late, I"ll take it as if I didn"t say it.
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