1、再次声明，我不是找不到对象，我是没人要。
Again, I can find my boyfriend, but no one wants me.
2、你现在翅膀硬了，可以烤着吃了。
Your wings are hard now. You can eat them by baking.
3、我爱你，如果非要把这个爱加上期限的话，我希望是两分钟。
I love you. If I have to add this love to the deadline, I hope it"s two minutes.
4、你在吗？在的话就好，最近有人偷猪，我担心你。
Are you there? OK if you are here. Recently someone stole pigs. I"m worried about you.
5、虽然我不能长高，但是我可以长胖啊。
Although I can"t grow tall, I can grow fat.
6、你说啥，眼睛没带听不见。
What are you talking about? I can"t hear without my glasses.
7、学习就学习吧，还考试多过分啊！怎么人与人之间一点信任都没有。
It"s enough to study. It"s too much to have an exam. There"s no trust between people.
8、微信号要改我名字的，快一点，别一会儿被我其他的男朋友先改了。
If you want to change my wechat ID to my name, please hurry up or my other boyfriend will change it first.
9、今天特别讨厌，讨人喜欢又百看不厌。
I hate me today. It"s pleasing and endurable.
10、鲜花往往不属于赏花的人，而属于牛粪。
Flowers often do not belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.
11、机会像雨点般向我打过来，但我都一一闪过了。
The chance came to me like a raindrop, but I flashed by one by one.
12、人无完人，但会完蛋。
No one is perfect. But people will die.
13、我的优点是我很帅，但是我的缺点是帅得不够明显。
My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not handsome enough.
14、如果道歉有用的话，还要支付宝干嘛？
if apology is useful, what is the use of Alipay?
15、摸摸小猪头，可爱不用愁。
Touch the pig"s head. It"s lovely without worry.
16、一把年纪了还这么可爱，我真是个罪人。
I"m a sinner when I"m so cute at an old age.
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