1.老公是城里人，天天跟婆婆骂我是乡下来的，逼着我挺着大肚子一个人打四份工，想找个人说说心里话，顺便给我买杯奶茶。
Husband is city people, every day with my mother-in-law scolded me is from the country, forced me to have a big belly a person to work four jobs, want to find someone to talk, by the way to buy me a cup of milk tea.
2.以前车马书信很慢，一生只爱一个人，现在网络科技发达，一天能绿五十个。
Before the letter is very slow, life only love a person, now network technology developed, a day can green 50.
3.有时候说真的，不是太依赖你，是真的离不开你，是吧，空调，别给脸不要脸。
Sometimes seriously, not too dependent on you, is really inseparable from you, right, air conditioning, don"t give face to face.
4.每次和你聊天的时候你就说要去洗澡怎么，和我聊天脏了你是吧！
Every time you talk to you, you say how to go to the bath, and I chat dirty you right!
5.今天天气很好心情也不错，在这里对我曾经骂过的人真诚地说一下，你们就是该骂。
Today the weather is very good mood is also good, here I once scolded the person sincerely said, you should scold.
6.电影院要恢复营业了，我们去看疫情后的第一场电影吧，票和奶茶都我买，你看电影我看你，我想看看你的脸皮有多厚。
The cinema is going back to business, let"s go to the first movie after the epidemic, I buy tickets and milk tea, you watch movies I see you, I want to see how thick your skin.
7.当你男朋友不理你的时候，不应该去找他的错，你应该反思一下自己，为什么只有一个男朋友。
When your boyfriend ignores you, should not go to find his fault, you should reflect on yourself, why there is only one boyfriend.
8.满脑子的智慧，硬生生的撑大了我的脸。
Brain full of wisdom, hard to support my face.
9.我发几百条朋友圈你都不带点赞评论，我就说一句我是美女你问号扣得比谁都快。
I send hundreds of friends you don"t bring praise comments, I just say I am a beauty you question mark deduction faster than anyone.
10.要是我微信上有帅哥就好了，我可以请他喝奶茶，可惜没有。
If only I had a handsome man on WeChat, I could buy him milk tea, but unfortunately not.
11.这条设置了权限，只给我最喜欢的人看，我喜欢你很久了，你要是也喜欢我，麻烦转15让我买杯奶茶，谢谢。
This set of permissions, only for my favorite people to see, I like you for a long time, if you like me, please turn 15 let me buy a cup of milk tea, thank you.
12.人家都担心720看电影戴口罩亲不了嘴，就你担心嘴里塞不进去奶茶爆米花。
People are worried that 720 movies wear masks can not kiss the mouth, you are worried that the mouth can not be stuffed into milk tea popcorn.
