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1、笨蛋才恋爱，我好想当笨蛋啊！
Stupid just want to fall in love, I want to be a fool!
2、气温都下降了，我的体重什么时候下降呢？
The temperature has dropped. When will I lose weight?
3、我要睡觉了，昨晚梦见的泡面还有半桶没吃完。
I"m going to bed. I haven"t finished half a barrel of instant noodles I dreamed of last night.
4、一眨眼就七月了，早知道就不眨眼了。
In the blink of an eye, July is here. If I had known it, I would not have blinked.
5、今天的我你爱理不理，明天的我你还爱理不理，你这人咋这么没礼貌呢？
You don"t care about me today, but you don"t care about me tomorrow. Why are you so impolite?
6、如果全世界都不要你了，记得来找我，我认识好几个人贩子。
If the world doesn"t want you, please come to me. I know several traffickers.
7、累吗？点开朋友圈又看到我这个你得不到的女人。
Do you feel tired? Click on wechat moment and see me, a woman you can"t get.
8、研究表明把汉字顺序打乱也不影响阅读，比如这段文字，你阅读起来毫无压力感，因为我根本没有打乱。
Research shows that the disorder of the order of Chinese characters doesn"t affect reading. For example, you can read this paragraph without any pressure because I didn"t disturb it at all.
9、最讨厌苦的东西了，但你是甜的，所以我吃定你啦！
I hate bitter things, but you are sweet, so I will eat you!
10、别的小朋友都有小熊抱，就我没有，因为你是猪。
Other children have bear hugs, but I don"t because you are a pig.
11、你看“拜拜”这两个字，像不像四根串。
Do you think the word "goodbye" looks like four strings.
12、我的字典里没有美字，因为他跑到我脸上了。
There is no beautiful word in my dictionary because she ran into my face.
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