你这个人怎么回事，连我这个小可爱都不喜欢，那你喜欢什么？喜之郎果冻吗？
You this person how return a responsibility, connect me this small lovely all don"t like, that you like what? Happy Lang jelly?
假如你觉得我这个比较难相处的话，那么大概率可能就是我不喜欢你吧！
If you think I this is more difficult to get along with, so big probability may be I don"t like you!
下次再有人谢谢你的时候，你可以试着这样回他“不客气，这是你应该谢的”，哈哈哈！（纯属娱乐，不要较真）
The next time someone thanks you, try saying, "You"re welcome. That"s what you should be thanking." Hahaha!
我对你这么好，你竟然都不在意我，那你在意什么？在意大利吗？
I treat you so well that you don"t even care about me. What do you care about? In Italy?
现在的女孩子都形成了一种默契，都不打架了，主要是怕被薅头发，毕竟现在大家都是秃头女孩。
Nowadays girls have formed a tacit agreement not to fight, mainly because they are afraid of being pulled into their hair, because they are all bald girls nowadays.
咦，我上个月不是才减过肥吗？怎么这个月又要减肥了，奇怪！
Gee, didn"t I just lose some weight last month? How to lose weight again this month, strange!
我觉得现在的男孩子可真是虚荣，和一个女的看个电影路要发朋友圈炫耀，你看，我还和其他三个女生住一个宿舍呢，我说过什么了吗？真是的！
I think now the boys can be really vain, and a woman to watch a movie road to hair circle of friends to show off, you see, I also live in a dormitory with three other girls, I have said what? Is really of!
你觉得我怎么样，要不考虑一下跟我谈个恋爱吧，我保证我工资全交，不乱花钱，家务全包，以后边带孩子边上班，一切都听你的，这一辈子就对你一个人好，你觉得你配吗？还在这看大半天，哈哈哈哈！
What do you think of me? If you don"t think about falling in love with me, I promise to pay all my salary, not to spend money wastefully, do all the housework, take care of the children while going to work in the future, everything will listen to you. This life is good for you alone, do you think you deserve it? Still watching here for most of the day, ha ha ha!
你怎么回事，我昨晚给你发的信息，你到现在都不回我，你连我的信息都不回，那你回什么？回家的诱惑吗？
What"s wrong with you? I sent you a message last night, and you haven"t replied to me yet. You haven"t even replied to my message, so what are you answering? The temptation to go home?
这个世界上所有人都只关心你工作体不体面，能不能挣钱？有没有买房，而我不一样，我不关心你。
All the world CARES about is whether you can make money if you don"t work honorably. I"m different. I don"t care about you.
现在的小情侣真是搞不懂，有什么事情非要吵架冷战呢？你们就不能心平气和地坐下来互扇对方几巴掌，然后分手吗？
Today"s young lovers really do not understand, what is there to quarrel cold war? Can"t you just sit down and slap each other a few times and then break up?
你知道吗？我这个人就是听不进别人的劝告，今天又有人跟我说了，能不能不要那么可爱，我坚定地回答他：“不可以”！
You know what? I this person is not to listen to the advice of others, and today someone said to me, can not be so lovely, I firmly answered him: "can not"!
小时候我妈总跟我说吃什么就补什么，别的不多说，我现在就缺很多钱，是不是吃了一下，就会有人补给我很多呢？
When I was a child, my mother always told me that you can fix what you eat without saying much more. I am short of money now. Is it true that if I eat something, someone will supply me with a lot of food?
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