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一、跟你聊天不如逛淘宝，淘宝推我的都是我喜欢的，你说的没一句爱听的。
Chatting with you is better than visiting Taobao. I like you all the things that push me. There is not a word that you say that I like to hear.
二、你化成灰我都认得你，化了妆就不一定了。
I know you when you turn gray, but not when you put on makeup.
三、学习就学习呗，还考试，多过分，怎么人与人之间一点信任都没有。
If you study, you will study, but you will also take the exam. It is too much, and there is no trust between people.
四、不要问我有没有喜欢的人，因为神仙都是爱着众生的。
Don"t ask me if I like anyone, because gods love all beings.
五、输了别骂人，想想你怎么会匹配到我。
Don"t swear when you lose, think about how you can match me.
六、装漂亮好累，幸好我是最漂亮的。
Pretending to be beautiful and tired. Fortunately, I am the most beautiful
七、外面情侣那么多，我都不敢出去，我怕他们后悔有对象。
There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out. I am afraid that they will regret having a partner
八、给你科普一下油的不同种类，地沟油，菜籽油，橄榄油，我爱你油。
I"ll tell you about the different kinds of oil, waste oil, rapeseed oil and olive oil. I love your oil
九、我不盖世，但我可以为你盖被子哦。
I"m not worldly, but I can tuck you in.
十、你有腹肌，我有肚皮，不是很腹，但有点皮。
You have abdominal muscles, I have belly, not very belly, but a little skin
十一、想你的太阳，高兴的时候温暖你，不高兴的时候晒死你。
Want to be your sun, warm you when you are happy, and dry you when you are unhappy
十二、以前你比胃药还管用，现在你比花生米还下酒。
You used to be more effective than stomach medicine, but now you drink more than peanuts
十三、成功的聪明人太多了，我必须为笨蛋争口气。
There are too many smart people who have succeeded. I have to fight for fools
十四、分享一个生活小妙招如果你刷牙时感到手很累不妨停手疯狂甩头即可。
Share a little trick in life. If you feel tired when brushing your teeth, you may wish to stop shaking your head crazily
十五、我痛恨这个看脸的世界，让我不知道哪个人才是真正的爱我。
I hate this world of looking at my face, so I don"t know that person really loves me
十六、天热不容易悲伤，只会烦躁。
It"s not easy to be sad when it"s hot.
十七、刚喝完一罐酸奶 发现12号过期，我就立刻把手机日历改成11号。
I just finished drinking a can of yogurt and found that the 12 th expired. I immediately changed my mobile phone calendar to the 11 th
十八、今天的阳光好像会说话，他对我说:免费美黑了解一下。
Today"s sunshine seems to talk, and he said to me: Get to know about it for free.
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