1.如果你不开心就去加油站工作，那样就会有很多人跟你说加油，还会给你钱
If you are not happy, go to the gas station to work, so many people will tell you to gas, and will give you money
2.我最好的两个朋友吵架了，无论我怎么劝，她们两个都不肯打起来.
My two best friends had a quarrel, and neither of them would fight, no matter how I tried to persuade them
3.鱼是你们钓的，誓是你们发的，雨却是我们这些信天气预报的老实人淋的
You fished the fish, swore you made it, but the rain was drenched by us honest people who believe in weather forecast
4.虽然我没对象 但是有很多男人给我打电话 比如 申通 圆通 百世 中通 韵达 对了还有美团 我骄傲了吗我.
Although I have no object, many men call me, such as Shentong Yuantong, Baishi Zhongtong Yunda, and meituan. Am I proud of me
5.今晚月色真美 风也温柔 仿佛都会说话 它说：再不睡觉等着他妈的猝死吧
Tonight, the moon is beautiful, the wind is gentle, it seems that they can speak, it said: no more sleep, waiting for the sudden death of his mother
6.今天加了一个男孩子 很聊得来 真的超级有礼貌 最主要是超级有孝心 第一句话就聊到家人了 他说聊你妈
Today, I added a boy to chat. It"s really polite. The most important thing is that he"s super filial. The first thing he said was about his family. He said he talked about your mother
7.防止表白被拒小妙招:给喜欢的人发完表白内容后 立马把他删掉 只要你删得够快 根本没有人能拒绝你的表白 加油！
Tips to prevent your confession from being rejected: delete it immediately after you send the confession to the person you like. As long as you delete it fast enough, no one can refuse your confession. Come on!
8.刚刚点外卖的时候突然想起来自己一百斤 我猛地扇了自己一耳光 点外卖的时候怎么可以分心
When I just ordered takeout, I suddenly remembered that I was 100 kg. I slapped myself fiercely. How can I be distracted when ordering takeout
