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1、刚刚我对象突然给我发消息说我们还是分手吧，我还没来得及伤心呢，他又发来一条，对不起，发错人了。吓死我了，我还以为真的要分手。
Just now, my girlfriend suddenly sent me a message saying that we should break up. Before I could be sad, he sent another message. Sorry, the message was sent to the wrong person. Scared to death, I thought I was going to break up.
2、想我的时候请我吃东西，我马上就到。
Please eat when you miss me. I"ll be right there.
3、有次玩游戏在外面玩真心话大冒险，我输了，选大冒险，他们让我回家。
There was a time when I was playing a big adventure outside. When I lost, I chose a big adventure. They let me go home.
4、长肉这件事，有本事冲我胸来。
In the matter of growing meat, please make my chest bigger.
5、妈妈说不能做个不三不四的人，所以导致我现在很二。
My mother said that I can"t be a no three no four person, so I"m very second now.
6、比起穷这个弱点，丑简直不值一提。
Compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning.
7、不敢问你喜欢什么样的女孩，我怕我全符合。
I dare not ask you what kind of girl you like. I"m afraid I"m all in line.
8、生活总是一团糟，好在我用吃和睡觉填补了。
Life is always a mess, but I fill it with food and sleep.
9、看到天上的星星了吗？那是我打排位掉的。
Do you see the stars in the sky? That"s what I ranked in the game.
10、有人说我脾气差，真是笑死了，我长这么好看，脾气好还得了。
Some say I have a bad temper. It"s funny. I look so good. If I have a good temper, I"ll lose.
11、为了不让小偷半夜偷爬窗户，我决定把门打开。
I decided to open the door so that the thief would not be afraid of the window in the middle of the night.
12、肩膀有点痒，可能在长小翅膀。
The shoulder is a little itchy, maybe growing small wings.
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