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晚上熬夜的我了不起，早上赖床的我起不了。
I stay up late at night, I can"t get up in the morning.
你又不生病，我怎么关心你呀？
You"re not sick. How do I care about you?
我也是个凡人，所以烦人别介意。
I"m a mortal, too, so do n" t mind annoying.
脂肪不少，脾气还不好，你说我该咋办呀？
Fat a lot, temper is not good, you say I should do it?
随时欢迎打扰，但最好打钱。
You"re welcome to interrupt, but you" d better pay.
恋爱既费钱又费力，一直单身不香吗？
Love is both expensive and laborious, has always been single not fragrant?
最近砖厂的活有点忙，没及时回复请见谅。
Recently the brick factory work is a little busy, did not reply in time please excuse me.
继续加油努力，继续胖到无力。
Continue to work hard, continue to fat to powerless.
你这是要走吗？别这样好吗？请跑起来。
Are you leaving? Come on, okay? Please run.
总感觉一个人吃饭很孤单，所以我开始一个人吃零食。
I always feel lonely eating alone, so I start eating snacks alone.
妈妈总担心我乱花钱，我们俩担心的不在一个点上，我担心的是没钱花怎么办？
Mom is always worried about my spending money, we are not worried about the same point, I am worried about no money to spend how to do?
想到我这辈子从来没被人绿过，我就开心，不对劲，我好像也没谈过恋爱呀。
Think of my life has never been green, I am happy, not right, I do not seem to have been in love ah.
除了不敢上称，剩下的事我都敢干。
I dare to do the rest except to say it.
你的脸美到好像被做过，我的脸丑到好像被坐过。
Your face is so beautiful to be done, my face is ugly enough to be sitting.
妈妈说要和优秀的人打交道，所以我和学霸一起学习，结果我们两个人的成绩都下降了。
Mother said to deal with good people, so I studied with high achiever, and both of us lost their grades.
甜到骨子里的情话，句句精致，让人小鹿乱撞！
值得深思的人生感悟，精辟现实，句句深刻！
激励人心的正能量句子，愿你能抗住生活的苦，积极向前！
深入人心的句子，意味深长，让人成熟！
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