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老有人问我对象怎么样,我对象很好,我对羊也很好,对猪也不错,我很善良谢谢。
Old people ask me how the object, I object very good, I am also very good to sheep, good to pigs, I am very kind thank you.
八月不会对你好,转我八百,我对你好。
August will not be good to you, turn me 800, I am good to you.
在路上不小心摔了一跤,为了避免尴尬,我一路磕头到了西藏。
I stumbled all the way to Tibet to avoid embarrassment.
大家好,因为季节原因,我给自己起了个英文名字,请大家以后喊我的英文名字:塞的黑补溜丘。
Hello, everyone, because of the season, I gave myself an English name, please call my English name later: the black patch Qiu.
真的无语。有的女的天天在空间发照片,长成这样也敢发?? 你就不怕我直接跪下来求婚?
Really speechless. Some women send photos every day in space, grow up so dare to send? Aren"t you afraid I" ll just kneel down and propose?
小绵羊剪了头发然后失棉了。
The sheep cut their hair and lost their cotton.
首先很抱歉,占用了公共资源,发个朋友圈告诉大家:我要睡觉了。
First of all, I am sorry, occupied public resources, send a circle of friends to tellyou: I am going to bed.
在王者荣耀这个圈子待久了,我认识了很多厉害的好友,我以为我能学到很多技术。可是学来学去他们只教了我一句话,有手就行。
I"ve been in Honor of Kings for a long time. I know a lot of good friends. I thought I could learn a lot of technology. But learn to learn, they only teach me a word, have a hand.
你看这条新鲜出炉的朋友圈,像不像你等下准备赞的那一条?
Look at this freshly baked circle of friends, like the one you"re going to like?
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