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1.4.1你敢玩我,4.4我就敢埋你。
4.1 you dare to play me, 4.4 I dare to bury you.
2.四月不可能对你好的,第一天就是在骗你。
April can"t be good for you, the first day is to cheat you.
3.4.1撒谎都可以理解,你就不能夸我一句妈?
4.1 lying is understandable. Can"t you praise me?
4.愚人节,告白一律接受,夸我帅一律当真,骂我一律拉黑,谢谢大家。
On April Fool"s day, all advertisements are accepted, all compliments are taken seriously, and all curses are blacked. Thank you.
5.我的朋友让我好感动,即使手机空间不足,也不删我一张丑照。
My friend let me very moved, even if the mobile phone space is insufficient, also do not delete me an ugly photo.
6.我不敢睡觉,怕我睡着了,世界上又多了一位睡美人。
I dare not sleep, for fear that if I fall asleep, there will be another sleeping beauty in the world.
7.不要问我借钱,大家都是同样的年纪,你没钱,我就会有吗?
Don"t ask me to borrow money. Everyone is the same age. If you don"t have money, will I have it?
8.今天愚人节,老师肯定会让大家是上网课,大家千万不要相信,不信谣,不传谣。
Today"s April Fool"s day, the teacher will certainly let you online class, we must not believe, do not believe rumors, do not spread rumors.
9.先声明一下,愚人节所有的玩笑,我一律当真。
First of all, I will take all the jokes of April Fool"s day seriously.
10.我们一起交换继续吧,现在你是我的,我是你的了。
Let"s exchange. Now you"re mine and I"m yours.
11.如果有人追你,那我就绊倒他,摔死他。
If someone pursues you, I"ll trip him and kill him.
12.我不会随便喜欢一个人,你是第5744个。
I don"t like anyone. You"re 5744th.
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