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1.我在人群中低调的美总比你在人群中高调得丑好!
My low-key beauty in the crowd is better than your high-key ugliness in the crowd!
2.太好了,终于有人骂我丑了,要知道做一个美女也是有压力的!
Too good, finally someone called me ugly, you know, to be a beauty is also a pressure!
3.眼睛是心灵的窗户,你的窗户该擦擦了。
Eyes are the window of the soul, your window should be cleaned
4.当你生活不顺心的时候,不要慌;看看你的钱包和存款,哭出来就好了。
Don"t panic when your life is not going well; just look at your wallet and savings and cry.
5.你要好好爱自己,反正别的你也做不好。
Love yourself well, you can"t do anything else
6.上帝是公平的,给了你丑的外表,一定也会给你低的智商,以免让你显得不协调。
God is fair, give you ugly appearance, will also give you low IQ, so as not to let you appear uncoordinated.
7.你长得真好看,我可以揍你吗?
You look good. Can I beat you
8.很多人一说话就显得特别蠢,你不一样,你就算不说话都一脸蠢样。
Many people are very stupid when they speak. You are different. Even if you don"t speak, you look stupid.
9.一直觉得你有种属于大自然的灵气,今晚终于为你偷到一把动物园的钥匙,你快进去吧。
I always think that you have a kind of aura belonging to nature. I finally stole a key to the zoo for you tonight. Please go in.
10.下雨天好想你,不敢打电话给你,怕你被雷劈。
I miss you so much in rainy days. I dare not call you for fear that you will be struck by thunder.
11.想为你摘一朵花,看你戴上活像个智障。
I want to pick a flower for you and see you look like a retarded person
12.我的眼里只有你,你脸那么大让我看不到别人。
I only have you in my eyes. Your face is so big that I can"t see others.
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