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作为一个现代的美少女，我一直都很尊重金钱，一不偷，二不抢，三没有！
As a modern beautiful girl, I have always respected money, one do not steal, two do not rob, three do not!
属于小仙女今日份的懒人日记：算了，太冷了，懒得写！
It"s too cold to write!
大家来到小仙女的朋友圈，散落人间的日常！
Everyone came to the fairy"s circle of friends, scattered daily!
我帮一个同事问的，就是她是一个很善良，很可爱的女孩子，但是最近她最近在减肥，可是她真的很可爱，那请问她可以点一杯奶茶吗？
I help a colleague ask of, be she is a very kind-hearted, very lovely girl, but she is in reducing weight recently recently, but she is very lovely really, that excuse me she can order a cup of milk tea?
呐，这是我冬天里的小小暖意，给了你，不成敬意！
Ah, this is my little warmth in the winter, to you, no respect!
那个男孩子，你成功地吸引了我的注意，我觉得我应该已经喜欢上你了，反正这话我放这了，那你就自己想办法喜欢上我吧！我等着！
That boy, you succeeded in attracting my attention, I think I should already like you, anyway this words I put here, then you find your own way to like me! I"m waiting for!
别的小仙女一生气了，就不吃饭，但是我不一样，我一生气了，要多吃两碗饭，然后，我就变成了一个胖仙女！飞不起来了，看来只能勉强的留在这人间了！
Other little fairy once angry, don"t eat, but I am different, I once angry, want to eat two bowls of rice, then, I become a fat fairy! Can not fly up, it seems that can only reluctantly stay in this world!
总是怕别人把自己看扁，后来我想到了一个办法，那就是吃更多的东西，只要我把自己吃得圆圆的，那么这个世界上就没有人能够把我看扁！
Always afraid of others look down on themselves, then I thought of a way, that is to eat more things, as long as I eat their own round, then no one in the world can look down on me!
刚才称了一下体重，惊讶地发现自己竟然瘦了八斤，百思不得其解，后来突然发现，原来是我的钻戒还没有戴，我就说嘛，我怎么可能突然瘦了这么多呢？
Just weighed, surprised to find that he had lost eight jin, scratching his head, then suddenly found that it was my diamond ring has not been worn, I said, how can I suddenly lost so much weight?
最近发现，原来我是迪士尼在逃的公主，照了照镜子，虽然说谈不上一模一样吧！但是起码也是毫不相干的！
I recently discovered that I was a Disney princess on the run, looking at myself in the mirror, though I"m not exactly the same! But at least it"s irrelevant!
我这个人吧，就是太容易较真了，我觉得我最适合坐在马路边贴钢化膜！
I this person, it is too easy to take seriously, I think I am the most suitable to sit on the roadside paste toughened film!
你竟然对我都不心动，那你要我怎么办？难道非要逼我去学电焊，才可以让我在你眼前一亮吗？
You can"t believe you"re not interested in me. What do you want me to do? Do you have to force me to learn electric welding, so that I can shine in your eyes?
最近有哪位美女想垫一个下巴吗？我这里有双下巴，可以免费捐赠，要吗？
Have any beauties wanted to have a chin lately? I have a double chin here. I can donate it for free. Do you want it?
结语：看了这么久，到最后了，你还不给我点赞，那你准备赞什么，暂时你的眼睛闭了起来吗？
Conclusion: read so long, to the end, you still don"t give me thumb up, that you are ready to praise what, temporarily your eyes closed up?
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