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1.大家不要熬夜了，对眼睛不好，我现在已经看不到微信和支付宝里的钱了。
Don"t stay up all night. You can"t see the money in WeChat and Alipay.
2.别摆出这幅闷闷不乐的样子，开心都被吓跑了。
Don"t put on such a sullen look, you are scared away.
3.有些作业，只要静下心来做就一定会睡着
Some homework, as long as you calm down to do, you will fall asleep
4.“你失眠的时候在想什么”“想睡觉。”
"What do you think when you have insomnia" "want to sleep."
5.让一个女生疯掉只需两步
第一步:给她拍照
第二步:不让她看照片
It"s only two steps to make a girl crazy
Step one: take a picture of her
Step 2: don"t let her see the photos
6.我口才太好了， 却不知道说什么。
I"m so eloquent, but I don"t know what to say
7.如果夜里十二点，我还回你消息那么意味着什么，意味着我是真的很喜欢玩手机
If I return your message at 12 o"clock at night, what does it mean? It means that I really like playing with my mobile phone
8.冷就一个字我只说一次剩余的都用鼻涕来代替。
Cold on a word I only say once, the rest are replaced by snot.
9.每天少吃一顿饭，时间一长就省下很大一笔钱，这笔钱就可以留在日后看胃病用。
If you eat less than one meal a day, you will save a lot of money over time, and this money can be used to treat stomach diseases in the future.
10.人生苦短，刻不容缓，怎么灿烂，怎么闪。
Life is short and urgent, how brilliant, how flash.
11.你可以高估你的手段，但请你别低估我的智商。
You can overestimate your means, but please don"t underestimate my IQ.
12.人们都说陪伴是最长情的告白，其实，长得好看是陪伴，长得丑就是纠缠。
It is said that company is the longest confession of love. In fact, being good-looking is company, and being ugly is entanglement.
13.长发有什么好处，回头就是一巴掌
What"s the advantage of long hair? It"s a slap in the back
14.女朋友要和我分手，为了拯救这段感情，我把她的素颜照发到了朋友圈。果然，她不仅主动联系了我，还信誓旦旦地对我说：“我跟你没完！”
My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent her plain face to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only took the initiative to contact me, but also vowed to me: "I"m not finished with you!"
15.酒风就是作风，酒瓶就是水平。
Wine style is style, wine bottle is level.
16.脸大的好处是，可以丢很多次脸
The advantage of big face is that you can lose face many times
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