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1、孩子今天一岁半了,终于可以开口说话了,可他开口说话的第一句竟然是,叫爸爸,我是这么教你的吗?
Today, the child is one and a half years old, and finally can speak. But the first sentence he said was, "Dad, is that what I taught you?"?
2、昨天想起了前任,就去见了他,但是他盖着白布,好像不想见我。
Yesterday, I thought of my predecessor and went to see him, but he was covered with white cloth and didn"t seem to want to see me.
3、刚刚我过安检的时候,工作人员问我,手里拿的什么, 我说:奶茶呀,工作人员:喝一口,我说:你自己不会买呀。
Just after I passed the security check, the staff asked me what I was holding. I said: milk tea, staff: take a sip, and I said: you won"t buy it yourself.
4、记得有一次我考试没考好,回到家我爸就要拿扫把抽我,每次我爸打我的时候,我就想起了老师对我们说过的话,我们要体谅父母,然后我就问道,爸爸,你今天没吃饭么?
I remember one time I failed in the exam. When I got home, my father would smoke me with a broom. Every time my father beat me, I remembered what the teacher said to us. We should be considerate of our parents. Then I asked, "Dad, did you not eat today?
5、小女孩模仿电视里,爸比,爸比,我们去哪里呀?爸爸没有理她,妈妈却笑了,小女孩转过头看着妈妈,妈比,你笑什么呀!
Little girl imitates TV. Daddy, daddy, where are we going? Dad did not pay attention to her, but her mother laughed. The little girl turned her head and looked at her mother. Mambi, what are you laughing at!
6、有一次上课迟到了,老师很生气地问我怎么迟到了?我说睡过头了,老实说,睡过头也能是理由吗?我灵机一动的说,我梦见你在讲课,没敢醒。
Once I was late for class, the teacher was very angry and asked me why I was late? I said oversleeping, to be honest, can oversleeping be a reason? I have an idea, I dream that you are teaching, did not dare to wake up.
7、记得小时候我爸经常打我,有一次打的狠,把我打晕了,我妈回来很生气,拿起菜刀砍掉了桌角,我爸吓坏了,我躺在床上美滋滋的想着,我爸下次不会打我了吧?谁知道我妈突然说了句,你再打他,我就把他杀了,省的他活受罪。
I remember my father often hit me when I was a child. Once he beat me hard and knocked me unconscious. My mother came back very angry and took a kitchen knife to cut off the corner of the table. My father was scared. I was lying in bed thinking happily that my father would not hit me next time, right? Who knows my mother suddenly said, you hit him again, I will kill him, save him to suffer.
8、睡觉正香的时候,媳妇儿啪就是一巴掌打我脸上,说我张着嘴要打呼噜,吵到她了,于是我就把嘴巴闭上继续睡了,不一会儿又是一巴掌,老子顿时火了:我又吵你了?她:没有,我看你嘴巴闭起没动静,以为你死了呢!你…
When I was sleeping, my daughter-in-law slapped me in the face and said that I was going to snore with my mouth open, which made her so noisy. So I closed my mouth and continued to sleep. After a while, I slapped again. I was angry: did I quarrel with you again? She: No, I thought you were dead because your mouth was closed! You
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