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1. 随风奔跑自由是方向,奈何腿短没力量。
Running with the wind is the direction of freedom, but short legs have no power.
2. 别把青春插错秧,爱情哪有干饭香。
Don"t put the youth in the wrong seedling, love which rice incense.
3. 交话费的时候,才意识到自己的废话真多。
Pay the phone bill, only to find that"s a lot of bullshit.
4. 有困难尽管和我说,反正我也帮不了。
Let me know if you have any difficulties. I can"t help you anyway.
5. 你知道熬夜有多伤眼睛吗?我现在已经看不见微信钱包里的零钱了。
Do you know how late nights hurt your eyes? I can no longer see the change in my wechat wallet.
6. 生孩子已经很辛苦了,就不要问是谁的了。
Having a baby is hard enough, so don"t ask whose it is.
7. 你们要是把花在拼多多的心思花在我身上,早把我领回家了。
You put a lot of effort into me, you took me home a long time ago.
8. 别欺负我,奥特曼是我好大哥。
Don"t bully me. Altman is my big brother.
9. 到点了,该去网抑云听歌了,再不听歌,抑郁证要考不上了。
To the point, the net to listen to the cloud, do not listen to the song, depression card to test not up.
10. 偶然看到老同学住在天桥下,我得意地笑了:他选的天桥没我的好。
By chance, I saw my old classmates living under the bridge. I smirked: he chose the bridge without my good.
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