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我觉得西瓜这种水果，完全没有必要在里面加那些瓜子，吃起来太麻烦，也不知道谁负责管这事的，希望出来处理一下。
I think there is no need to add those melon seeds to the fruit like watermelon. It is too cumbersome to eat and I do n’t know who is in charge of it.
有一节语文课，老师突然问我们“丑”字有几笔，他们互相看了看，只有我目视前方，结果被老师叫了起来。
There was a Chinese lesson. The teacher suddenly asked us how many words "ugly". They looked at each other. Only I looked ahead, and the teacher called them up.
听说女生都喜欢干净的男生，明天又是520，我是不是今天把钱花得干干净净，明天就可找到女朋友了？
I heard that girls all like clean boys. It will be 520 tomorrow. Am I spending my money today so I can find my girlfriend tomorrow?
都说通过手相可以看到你一个人的性格，可是我光看你的脸，就知道你女朋友的性格了。因为她的手相一直出现在你的脸上。
It is said that you can see your personality through palmistry, but if I look at your face, I will know your girlfriend"s personality. Because her palmistry has always appeared on your face.
我把关于你的故事讲给了一只趴在我手背上的蚊子听，结果它飞走了。那一夜，我睡得特别舒服。
I told a story about you to a mosquito lying on the back of my hand and it flew away. That night, I slept very comfortably.
人丑就要多读书，可是我对着镜子看了很久，还是觉得自己不是读书的料。
Ugly people need to read more books, but after looking at the mirror for a long time, I still feel that I am not reading materials.
叫一声小姐姐显得轻浮，喊一句美女显得老套，想了好久，还是称女施主吧，这样不轻浮也不老套，更不容易被误会。
It is frivolous to call Miss Sister, and it seems old-fashioned to call a beautiful woman. After thinking for a long time, let"s call it a female donor. This is not frivolous nor old-fashioned, and it is not easy to be misunderstood.
刚刚跟一个异性朋友玩打手背的游戏，一不小心抓到了她的手，然后她拿出手机在网上搜“被单身狗抓了，是不是520就可以脱单了”？
I just played a game of beating a back with a friend of the opposite sex, accidentally caught her hand, and then she took out her mobile phone and searched on the Internet, "I was caught by a single dog, can I take it off with 520?"
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