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1.有钱人都喷香水，我抹点花露水就好了。
Rich people wear perfume. I"ll just put some toilet water on.
2.都说马云能赚钱，估计我是没机会给马云做贡献了。
All said that Ma Yun can make money, I guess I have no chance to make contributions to Ma Yun.
3.每次看到自己喜欢的东西，都会说一句，等我有钱了。
Every time I see something I like, I will say, wait for me to have money.
4.做梦梦到自己很穷，醒来发现这根本不是梦。
Dream of their own poor dream, wake up to find that this is not a dream.
5.我交朋友从来不在乎他穷不穷，因为谁都比不过我。
I never care if he is poor when I make friends, because no one can compare with me.
6.生活不止眼前的苟且，还有双十一过后还不完的花呗。
Life is not only about the present, but also about the flowers after the double eleven.
7.冬天的第一杯奶茶是喝不起了，还是来杯白开水吧。
Winter"s first cup of milk tea is not able to drink, or to a cup of boiled water.
8.冬天的第一场雪告诉我，我还是少出门吧，毕竟没有那么厚的衣服可以抵御严寒。
The first snow in winter told me that I should go out less, after all, there is no such thick clothes to withstand the cold.
9.冬天都说最幸福的事就是和爱的人一起吃火锅，我的幸福很简单，来一碗热腾腾的方便面汤就行。
In winter, it is said that the happiest thing is to eat hot pot with the one you love. My happiness is very simple, just a bowl of hot instant noodle soup.
10.很多人说我现实，我也想虚无缥缈啊，没那个实力啊。
Many people say that I am realistic. I also want to be illusory. I don"t have that strength.
11.有时候捡到一个钢镚都觉得是上天对我的眷顾。
Sometimes I find a piece of steel, I think it"s God"s favor to me.
12.乞丐走过来向我抖碗，我觉得他是在炫富。
The beggar came up to me shaking his bowl. I thought he was showing off his wealth.
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