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1、如果你确实没朋友，那就去对喜欢的人表白，对方会提出当朋友的。
If you really don"t have friends, then you go to show love to the person you like, and the other party will offer to be friends.
2、我们不认识没关系，天这么热，一会我们就熟了。
It doesn"t matter if we don"t know each other. The sun is so strong that we will be familiar in a short time.
3、女朋友来姨妈，肚子痛的时候怎么办？不要管她，女朋友就是用来疼的。
The menstruation of girlfriend came, how to do when stomachache? Don"t worry about her. Girlfriends are for "pain".
4、真的很讨厌玩瑶的女生，你把瑶选了，那我玩什么？
I really hate girls who play Yao. If you choose Yao, what do I play?
5、这天气那么热，没有你的冷暴力还真是活不下去。
It"s so hot that I can"t live without your cold violence.
6、现在的女孩子真娇气，和一个女孩子出去玩，她走了不到500米就说累了，我只好从她背上下来自己走。
Girls are so delicate now. I went out to play with a girl. She walked less than 500 meters. She said she was tired. I had to get off her back and walk by myself.
7、我很爱我的前任，所以我要为他许下一个愿望，希望他以后的孩子高考考满五百减四百。
I love my predecessor very much, so I want to make a wish for him. I hope that his children"s college entrance examination will reduce 400 from 500.
8、喜欢在下午更新动态，因为你早晚会爱上我。
Like to update in the afternoon, because you will fall in love with me sooner or later.
9、处对象，我是耐看型的，刚开始可能很丑，但不久后你就会被爱情蒙住了双眼。
Looking for a boyfriend, I"m a good-looking guy. I may be ugly at first, but soon you"ll be blindfolded by love.
10、我要给未来的婆婆一个差评，都这么久了还不发货。
I want to give the future mother-in-law a bad comment, so long have not delivered goods.
11、女生做什么最撩人，做美人。
What do girls do most provocative, do beauty.
12、农夫养了一圈猪，一天发现少了一只，找半天也没找到，最后发现那只猪原来正躲在角落里看这段话。
The farmer raised a circle of pigs. One day, he found that one was missing. After searching for a long time, he found that the pig was hiding in the corner to read this passage.
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