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1、减肥的决心有多大,取决于你想睡的人有多帅。
How determined to lose weight depends on how handsome you want to sleep.
2、饿吗?饿就对了,饱是留给胖子的。
hungry?
It"s right to be hungry, and fullness is reserved for fat people.
3、带着饥饿入睡,是成为美女的开端呀。
Sleeping with hunger is the beginning of being a beauty.
4、我的世界里,吃饭永远没有当美女重要。
In my world, eating is never more important than being a beauty.
5、小减换衣服,大减换男人。
Minor changes in clothes, major changes in men.
6、还吃?封闭货车都不能让你上了。
Still eating?
Closed trucks will not let you get on.
7、听见别人说你长的好看又瘦的不开心吗?
Unheard of hearing someone say you look good and thin?
8、每天多吃一粒米,都要跟自己说声对不起。
Every time I eat one more grain of rice, I have to say sorry to myself.
9、只要每天跑一跑,千玺细腰随便抱。
As long as you run every day, Qianxi thin waist hug casually.
10、连肥肉都控制不住,你凭什么控制自己的人生?
You can"t even control fat. Why should you control your life?
11、少吃真的会瘦,瘦了真的好看,好看真的有用。
It ’s really thin to eat less, and it ’s really nice to lose weight.
12、每天少吃一粒米,小烊住进你心里。
Eat one grain of rice a day and Xiao Xiao lives in your heart.
13、你拥有的太少,是因为你吃得太多。
You have too little because you eat too much.
14、她想模仿你,可她穿不了xs码。
She wants to imitate you, but she can"t wear xs.
15、巧克力冰淇淋鸡腿还会再有,可是你十八岁的夏天不会再重来。
There will be more chocolate ice cream chicken legs, but you will not come back again in the summer of eighteen.
16、今天少吃一块肉,明天维秘你走秀。
Eat one less piece of meat today.
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