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1、全世界都在忙着谈恋爱,只有我在忙着补作业。
The whole world is busy falling in love, only I am busy doing homework.
2、老师,我和暑假作业有感情了,不要拆散我们好吗?
Teacher, I have feelings with summer homework, don"t separate us, OK?
3、我这个人最大的优点就是爱学习,最大的缺点就是学不会。
The biggest advantage of me is that I love learning, and the biggest disadvantage is that I can"t learn.
4、世界上最近的距离是放假到开学,世界上最远的距离是开学到放假。
The shortest distance in the world is from the beginning of school to the beginning of school, and the farthest distance in the world is from school to vacation.
5、每逢假期胖三斤,每逢开学瘦三斤,作业你饶了我吧!
Every holiday I get fat three catties, every time I start school I get thinner three catties, homework, please forgive me!
6、再见了,满格的Wi-Fi;再见了,美好的懒觉。
Goodbye, full of Wi-Fi; goodbye, good lazy
7、没有一点点防备,也没有一丝顾虑。你就这样开学,在我的暑假里,带给我悲剧。
There was not a bit of precaution and no worry. You start school like this, in my summer vacation, bring me tragedy.
8、开学第一天总会有一堆人穿的跟相亲似的。
On the first day of school, there will always be a group of people dressed like a blind date.
9、我已经开始研究开学怎么走进教室最帅了。
I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school.
10、开学到放假,我和暑假手拉手,中间夹个作业狗。
From the beginning of school to the holiday, summer vacation and I hand in hand, with a working dog in the middle.
11、这个暑假又变傻了,开学怎么融入那个高智商的环境。
This summer vacation has become silly, how to integrate into the high IQ environment at the beginning of school.
12、据说不想开学的孩子都是好孩子,证明他们在学校没有搞对象。
It is said that the children who don"t want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.
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