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英文字母A和B谈恋爱了,B对A说“A,只要我存在一天就会爱你一天。一直一直到永远。”A宠溺的抱抱他深情的说道“你个傻B”。
The English letters a and b are in love. b said to a, "a, as long as I exist, I will love you one day. For ever and ever. " A indulged hug him affectionately and said, "you silly b".
无论你现在状态有多糟糕 ,皮肤有多不好 ,只要你能做到连续一个月23:00以前睡觉 ,我本人在这里给你保证 ,我保证你做不到。
No matter how bad your condition is now or how bad your skin is, as long as you can go to bed before 23:00 a.m. for a month in a row, I promise you here, I promise you that you cannot do it.
除了我以外的女生跟你说她肚子痛的时候 ,你就让她自己去G巷捡两瓶止痛药, 懂了吗?
When a girl other than me tells you that she has a stomachache, you let her go to lane g to pick up two bottles of painkillers, understand?
不吹不黑 ,你要是跟我打架 ,不出五秒你就得跪地上 ,掐我的人中 ,求我不要死。
If you fight with me, you will have to kneel on the ground within five seconds and beg me not to die among those who pinch me.
已经几天没发朋友圈了,不难看出来我是个沉默寡言内向腼腆成熟稳重的女孩子吧。
I haven"t made friends for several days. It"s not hard to see that I am a quiet, introverted, shy, mature and steady girl
以前我就特别喜欢让我女朋友躺我怀里睡觉,感觉特别幸福特别甜蜜,日子一天天过去,慢慢地,她有了颈椎病,我有了肩周炎。
Before, I especially liked to let my girlfriend lie in my arms and sleep, feeling very happy and sweet. As the days went by, she had cervical spondylosis and I had scapulohumeral periarthritis.
我是一个隐形的富豪,至今还没有找到自己的钱,你先和我搞好关系,等我找到了就分你一点哈。
I am an invisible tycoon, and I have not found my own money so far. You should make good relations with me first, and share some with me when I find it.
每次在街上看见很瘦的人,我都想分些肉给她,因为我有一颗善良的心。
Every time I see a very thin person in the street, I want to give her some meat because I have a kind heart.
我警告你们,我生气的时候不要跟我嬉皮笑脸,你一笑我就会跟着笑,这样会显得我很没有面子。
I warn you, when I am angry, don"t smirk at me. If you smile, I will laugh at you. This will make me look very disrespectful.
生活小常识:通过掌纹 ,可以看出女朋友的性格 ,比如她的掌纹经常落在你的脸上 ,说明她的性格比较暴躁。
Common sense of life: one can see a girlfriend"s character through her palm print. for example, her palm print often falls on your face, indicating that her character is more irritable.
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