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1、如果我惹你生气了,对不起,我不改,记住了吗?
If I make you angry, I"m sorry, I won"t change, remember?
2、你真的好帅,个子也好高,傻笑的样子特别可爱,逼着自己给你写了藏头诗。
You are really handsome, tall and funny. You are so cute that you have to write a poem for you.
3、你说你要离开我,我在后面哭着求你,不要走好吗?跑起来!
You said you want to leave me, I cry in the back, please, don"t go, OK? Run!
4、小东西,长得真随机。
Little things, they look random.
5、下“九年义务雨“的时候,你是不是打伞了。
Did you take an umbrella in the rain of "nine year compulsory education"?
6、现在的手机这么智能吗?猪能拱字了。
Are mobile phones so smart now? Pigs can arch words.
7、在花一样的年纪里,你长成了一颗多肉植物。
At the age of flowers, you grow into a succulent plant.
8、小东西还挺凶,奶瓶给你打掉。
The little thing is pretty fierce. I"ll knock down the bottle for you.
9、你应该很喜欢健身吧,看你杠抬得不错。
You should like to keep fit very much. You can lift the bars well.
10、你长脑袋是为了让自己看起来高一些吗?
Do you grow your head to make yourself look taller?
11、不给你点厉害,你不知道锅是铁打的。
If I don"t give you some strength, you don"t know the pot is made of iron.
12、我不把你的脸打的满脸桃花开,你不知道花儿为什么这么红。
I don"t beat your face full of peach blossom, you don"t know why the flowers are so red.
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