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秋天的第一杯奶茶，没希望了，再不努力，只有冬天的西北风了。
The first cup of milk tea in autumn is hopeless. If you don"t work hard, there is only the northwest wind in winter.
如果你觉得喜欢的人也喜欢你，那只能说明，你想象力很丰富。
If you think the person you like also likes you, it can only show that you have rich imagination.
虽然你很虚伪，但没关系，夸我我们就是朋友。
Although you are hypocritical, it doesn"t matter. Praise me. We are friends.
众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，那人依旧对我不屑一顾。
Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, the man still despised me.
骗我感情可以，骗我钱不行，我这一生能爱好多个人，但是实在挣不了几个钱。
I can cheat my feelings, but not my money. I can love many people in my life, but I can"t earn much money.
减肥这种事从来不会船到桥头自然直。你这体重，没到桥头船就沉了。
Weight loss never goes straight to the bridge. At your weight, the boat sank before you reached the bridge.
老师的教诲，小明没齿难忘，于是第二天，他镶了一副假牙。
Xiao Ming was unforgettable for his teacher"s instruction, so the next day, he set a pair of false teeth.
做人最失败的就是唐僧，无论是敌是友都想送他上西天，而他自己竟然做梦也都想上西天。
The most failed person in life is monk Tang. Both enemies and friends want to send him to the west, but he even dreams of going to the West.
初恋是美术，热恋是技术，结婚是艺术，离婚是手术。
First love is art, passionate love is technology, marriage is art, divorce is surgery.
今天有点烦，但不知道怎么形容，我暂且称它为公主的烦恼。
It"s a little annoying today, but I don"t know how to describe it. I"ll call it the princess"s trouble for the time being.
准备上街买东西，想了一中午，也没想到自己缺什么，刚终于想通了，缺钱。
I was ready to go shopping. After thinking about it all noon, I didn"t think I was short of anything. I just figured out that I was short of money.
爱上你的那天不是因为你有多好，而是因为那天阳光正好，吃得很饱。
The day you fall in love with you is not because of how good you are, but because the sun is just right and you are full.
如果你愿意一层一层一层地剥开我的心 你会发现我缺心眼。
If you are willing to peel off my heart layer by layer, you will find that I am short of heart.
高中是钱够花，觉不够睡，大学是觉够睡钱不够花，现在上班好了，钱既不够花觉又不够睡。
High school has enough money to spend but not enough sleep. College has enough sleep and not enough money to spend. Now it"s good to go to work. The money is not enough to spend and sleep.
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