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一，我要睡觉了 昨晚梦到的帅哥衣服才脱到一半。
I"m going to bed. The handsome guy I dreamed about last night was only half undressed
二，下课拖堂我可以忍 取快递人挤人我可以让 但是你跟我抢饭可是小看了我干饭闪电狼。
I can tolerate the courier squeezing people after class, but you rob me of my meal but underestimate me, lightning wolf.
三，我看了他第一眼 就动了杀心。
When I saw him, I was moved to kill him.
四，别问我喜欢的是谁 神仙是爱着众生的。
Don"t ask me who I like. Immortals love all beings
五，苹果肌的女孩笑起来很自然。安卓肌的女孩笑起来就有点卡顿。
Girls in risorius laugh naturally. The girl with Android muscles is a little stuck when she laughs
六，有人告诉我这世界上没有比爱情更复杂的东西了 我一本数学书砸在他的脸上。
Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in the world. I smashed a math book in his face
七，如果你不开心就去加油站工作 那样就会有很多人跟你说加油 还会给你钱。
If you are unhappy, go to work at a gas station, so many people will tell you to refuel and give you money.
八，为什么看到这里还不点赞 是不是欲情故纵。
Why don"t you like it when you see it here? Is it because you want it?
九，大家好 我是虚拟存钱罐，你们可以把多余的钱存到我这里。
Hello, everyone. I am a virtual piggy bank. You can deposit the extra money with me.
十，早上好 看到这段话你属实与我有缘 不妨请我吃个早餐 珍惜这份缘。
Good morning. Seeing this passage, you are really destined to me. Please invite me to have breakfast and cherish this fate
十一，高考结束了还有一道题我要考考你你的班上最帅的男孩子电话是多少。
At the end of the college entrance examination, there is one more question. I want to test you. What is the phone number of the most handsome boy in your class?
十三，有人网恋嘛？只能接受15km的异地恋 再远我的电瓶车就没电了。
Does anyone love online? I can only accept 15km of long-distance love, and my battery car will run out of electricity
十四，为什么在人群里我总能一眼找到你吗？因为我是知猪侠。
Why can I always find you in the crowd? Because I"m pig man
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