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我丑是为了降低画质提高性能，为什么我的人生依旧这么卡。
I am ugly to reduce the picture quality and improve the performance, why my life is still so stuck.
嘿，你觉得除了我还有人爱你吗？
Hey, do you think anyone loves you besides me?
是金子，总会被我花光。
It"s gold, it will always be spent by me.
曾有人问我，生日时收到最好的礼物是谁送的，我说是我妈，她送我一条命，到现在我还用著呢！
Someone once asked me who received the best gift on my birthday. I said it was my mother. She gave me a life. I still use it now!
朋友太老就是这样，连理都不讲。
This is the case with a friend who is too old to even talk about it.
没人送你礼物没关系，你可以找我啊，只要你开口，我都说没有呢。
It doesn"t matter if no one gives you a gift. You can find me. As long as you speak, I say no.
我觉得社会还是挺公平的。就像我，虽然有很多烦恼，但是我没有钱。
I think society is quite fair. Like me, although I have many troubles, I have no money.
看到别人二十几岁就家产过亿，十亿，几十亿，我就五百万，还是像素。
When I saw someone in their twenties, they had over 100 million, one billion, several billion, and I was five million, still pixels.
我悄悄地放了一个屁，希望风把它吹进你嘴里。
I quietly put a fart, I hope the wind blows it into your mouth.
希望大家不要做一个抠门的人，因为门会烂的！
I hope that everyone will not be a stunt, because the door will rotten!
你的脑子一定很珍贵，因为从来都没有用过。
Your brain must be precious because it has never been used.
明明很撩人，偏偏又装着直男的男生，应该很孤独吧。
Obviously very sultry, but the boy who is pretending to be a straight man should be very lonely.
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