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1、一切都会变好的，比如从胖变成好胖。
Everything will get better, like going from fat to fat.
2、人啊，一定要多出去走走；不然就不知道宅在家有多舒服。
People, we must go out for a walk, otherwise we don"t know how comfortable it is to stay at home.
3、有点无聊啊，想约个人出来晒月亮。
A little boring ah, want to ask someone out to bask in the moon.
4、鲁迅说过，“只要经常花钱，烦恼就会减少80%；” 但钱从哪里来，鲁迅没说，咱也没敢问。
Lu Xun said, "As long as you spend money regularly, your troubles will be reduced by 80%." But where does the money come from, Lu Xun did not say, we also did not dare to ask.
5、以前忙着可爱，忙着长大；现在忙着相亲，忙着护发。
I used to be busy loving and growing up; now I"m busy dating and hair care.
6、代喝奶茶：特别想喝奶茶又怕长胖的，寒冷的冬天不愿意出门的；给我20，我替你喝奶茶，替你感受奶茶的味道。
Drink milk tea on behalf of: especially want to drink milk tea and afraid of fat, cold winter is not willing to go out; Give me 20, I drink milk tea for you, feel the taste of milk tea for you.
7、我没有脖子也没有腰，我就是一个煤气罐罐儿。
I don"t have a neck or a waist. I"m just a gas can.
8、最近总是掉头发，可能是太久没处对象，我的头觉得我出家了，头发就自动脱落了。
Always drop hair recently, the possibility is too long did not place object, my head felt I became a monk, the hair fell off automatically.
9、我对象：不高冷，不任性，不沉迷游戏，不知道他是谁。
My object: not high cold, not capricious, not addicted to the game, do not know who he is.
10、一方水土养一方人，圆圆的地球养出圆圆的我，怎么了？有问题吗？
One side soil and water raise one side of the people, round the earth to raise round me, how? Any questions?
11、你可以说我黑，但请不要问我是不是用生抽护的肤。
You can say that I am black, but please do not ask me whether to use the skin that the raw pump protects.
12、刚有人问我嘴上口红什么牌子，我给他指了路，第一个路口左拐那家麻辣烫，记得告诉老板多放辣椒。
Someone just asked me about the brand of lipstick on my mouth, I pointed out the way to him, the first left turn at the Malatang, remember to tell the boss to put more chili.
13、你们有没有听过“大猪说有，小猪说没有”的故事？
Have you ever heard the story of "the big pig says yes, the little pig says no"?
14、刚刚一个很靓的女生在我面前，我们相视了很久，谁都没有打破平静，直到我手累了我慢慢放下镜子。
Just a very beautiful girl in front of me, we looked at each other for a long time, who did not break the calm, until my hands tired I slowly put down the mirror.
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