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今天想通了一个道理，有些道理就是想不通。
Today, I figured out a truth, some of which just can"t be figured out.
别人：今日事，今日毕。我：今日事，今日避。
Others:Never leave today"s work for tomorrow.
Me:Do nothing today.
为什么你们做梦都五彩斑斓的？我昨晚做梦打算开个饭店，然后办了一宿的营业执照。
Why do you all dream colorful? I dreamed of opening a restaurant last night, then I got a passport overnight.
我不敢把房间打扫得太干净，我怕打扫太干净，房间里唯一的垃圾就只剩我了。
I dare not clean the room too clean, otherwise the only garbage is me
朋友收到一束花，跟我得瑟半天，笑死，花而已，我自己坟头也会长。
My friend received a bouquet of flowers, showing off to me for a long time, I thought to myself, it"s just a flower, and my grave will grow.
有人问我皮肤太黑是什么感觉，比如白云是天上的奶盖，我就是那底下的珍珠。
Some people ask me what it feels like to have too dark skin.For example, the white clouds are the milk cover in the sky, and I am the pearl under it.
夏天蚊子逮着我咬，秋天蚊子也逮着我咬，我就想问一句，它不怕营养不良吗？
Mosquitoes bite me in summer and autumn, and I just want to ask it，Aren"t you afraid of malnutrition?
每个早起的清晨，都会羡慕压在五指山下的孙悟空，能五百年不用起床。
Every morning when I need to get up early, I will envy the Monkey King pressed under the Five Fingers Mountain,Because it can be 500 years without getting up
一天,麋鹿它迷路了,然后它就打电话给长颈鹿说：“歪,我迷路啦!”然后长颈鹿在电话另一头说到：“歪!我长颈鹿啦!”
One day, the elk got lost, and then he called the giraffe and said:“I"m lost.”Then the giraffe said on the other end of the phone, "I"m a giraffe!"
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