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一，忍者心得第十七条 老婆大人的命令要绝对服从。
Ninja Experience Article 17 Your wife"s orders must be absolutely obeyed
二，我现在已经变成熟了 因为我不看喜羊羊了 他只能保护青青草原 我现在喜欢看奥特曼 他可以保护世界。
I"m ripe now because I don"t watch Pleasant Goat anymore. He can only protect qingqing grasslands. I like watching Altman now. He can protect the world.
三，分享日常这件事太暧昧了 所以拉shi这事我只和你说。
Sharing daily life is too ambiguous, so I will only talk to you about Lashi
四，我太容易生气了，我应该坐在幼儿园门口卖气球。
I get angry too easily. I should sit in front of the kindergarten and sell balloons.
七，原本想一口一口吃掉忧愁 不料却一口一口吃成胖球。
I wanted to eat sorrow one by one, but I ate it into a fat ball one by one
八，人如果没有梦想那跟无忧无虑有什么区别呢。
If people don"t have dreams, what"s the difference between them and carefree people
九，我连今天喝的奶茶有几颗珍珠都想告诉你。
I even want to tell you how many pearls there are in the milk tea I drank today
十，我是一个厌食症患者，已经好几年没吃主食了，看了你这个视频，我含泪吃了八大碗饭。
I am an anorexic patient, and I haven"t eaten staple food for several years. After watching your video, I ate eight bowls of rice with tears in my eyes
十一，本人被骗至山区侥幸逃生 急需100元钱助我回家 我不知道什么原耽 也不知道什么实体书。
I was cheated to the mountain area and escaped. I urgently needed 100 yuan money to help me go home. I don"t know what the original worry is or what the physical book is.
十二，抛硬币：正面就去烧烤，反面就去奶茶，硬币碎了就去跑步。
Flipping coins: BBQ on the front, milk tea on the back, and running when the coins are broken.
十三，我这个人怕黑怕鬼怕易烊千玺不要我。
I"m afraid of the dark and ghosts. I"m afraid Jackson Yee won"t want me
十四，身无长物唯有可爱还能称出八两给你 剩下我自己留一点吧。
There is nothing but loveliness, and I can give you eight taels. I"ll save some for myself.
十五，每当我准备认真做作业的时候 这个世界就变得非常有趣 任何风吹草动都能吸引我。
Whenever I prepare to do my homework seriously, the world becomes very interesting. Any trouble can attract me.
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