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可以把脑子放空，但是不要让脑子进水。
You can empty your mind, but don"t let it go.
那么喜欢抬杠，工地就需要你这样的人才。
So like to raise a bar, the construction site needs talents like you.
有密集恐惧症的我，心眼多的人，我一看见就害怕。
I"m a person with intensive phobia. I"m afraid when I see it.
能发光的是金子，而反光的是玻璃渣子。
What can shine is gold, but what reflects light is glass.
吃鱼的时候一定要带上你，我看你挺会挑刺。
I must take you with me when I eat fish. I think you are very picky.
妄想在鸡蛋里边儿挑骨头，你真的是没事儿找事儿。
If you want to pick a bone in an egg, you really have nothing to do.
虽然你身上喷了香水，但是依旧掩盖不住你浑身的汗臭味儿。
Although you wear perfume, you still can"t hide your sweaty smell.
你一定是属狗的吧？要不然怎么能这么凶。
You must be a dog, right? Otherwise, how could it be so fierce.
你那添油加醋的本事，不用在做饭上，真的可惜了。
It"s a pity that you don"t need to cook for your skill of adding oil and vinegar.
这么高级的白莲花，一定是用特大号垃圾袋装出来的吧。
Such a high-grade white lotus must be packed in extra large garbage bags.
如果看不清了，先把眼角的眼屎擦干净，看清楚了再说话。
If you can"t see clearly, wipe the eye excrement from the corner of your eyes first, and then talk after seeing clearly.
保养皮肤一定花了不少钱吧，不然怎么能保养得这么厚？
It must cost a lot of money to maintain your skin, otherwise how can you maintain it so thick?
我想你家一定是住在天上，不然怎么能管得这么多？
I think your family must live in the sky, otherwise how can they manage so much?
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