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不要跟我讲道理，因为小可爱通常都不讲道理。
Don"t reason with me, because cute is usually unreasonable.
爱情小坦克，谁撞谁休克。
Love tank, who hit who shock.
我对你只有一个建议，那就是没事的时候多夸夸我。
I have only one suggestion for you, that is to praise me when you are free.
我发现自己真的没用，除了能吃之内，咦，我好像还能吃。
I find myself useless. Besides being able to eat, eh, I seem to be able to eat.
今天是我生日，我可以帮你们许愿，一条五块钱。
Today is my birthday, I can make a wish for you, five yuan each.
美女说话一般都是说到一半，不知道为
Generally speaking, beautiful women talk in half, but they don"t know why
今年我给大家表演一个杂技，我会变胖。
This year, I"ll show you an acrobatics, I"ll get fat.
代喝奶茶，想喝奶茶又怕发胖的，我可以帮你喝。
Drink milk tea for you. If you want to drink milk tea and you are afraid of getting fat, I can drink it for you.
白白胖胖，生活旺旺。
White fat, prosperous life.
别人有甜甜的恋爱，但我有胖胖的肚子。
Others have sweet love, but I have a fat stomach.
生活不仅要吃甜头，还要吃肉。
Life is not only sweet, but also meat.
只要一到大晴天，所有的可爱都会跑出来晒太阳。
As long as a sunny day, all the lovely will run out to bask in the sun.
我要做你床头的小熊，为你打败睡梦里的恶龙。
I want to be the bear at the head of your bed to defeat the dragon in your sleep.
阳光真好，邀请一个帅哥跟我一起出门转转。
It"s so sunny. Invite a handsome guy to go out with me.
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